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The Art of Being Discreet

 
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Gas Bag
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Food Intolerances : None
Location: Washington State

PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:35 am    Post subject: The Art of Being Discreet Reply with quote

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

It was then I remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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tex
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Joined: 24 May 2005

Posts: 30065
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Food Intolerances : Gluten, casein, soy, and avenin, (avenin is the prolamin in oats, which is equivalent to the gluten in wheat), beef, grapes, peanuts, cashews, almonds, (but nut butters seem OK except for peanuts), citric acid, chocolate, and agar.
Location: Central Texas

PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL

Tex
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Food Intolerances : Gluten, Soy
Location: Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks so much, you have no idea how much I needed a laugh!!!

Love, Shirley
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Gas Bag
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Food Intolerances : None
Location: Washington State

PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

starfire wrote:
Thanks so much, you have no idea how much I needed a laugh!!!

Love, Shirley
Glad you laughed, I know what you mean Shirley, about sometimes needing a good laugh.

Hi Tex. wavey

Deb
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Food Intolerances : gluten, dairy, soy, tapioca
Location: Texas

PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK Maxine . . . think I heard that before, but still funny Laughing

Mary Beth
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mbeezie wrote:
OK Maxine . . . think I heard that before, but still funny Laughing

Mary Beth
I love Maxine, she's got a great attitude.

Deb
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Gloria
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Food Intolerances : gluten, soy, casien, eggs, legumes, Pepto Bismol, all fruit (incl. tomatoes), all root vegetables, onions, peppers, carrageenan, chicken, beef, orange roughy, cucumber, vinegar, all squash, chocolate, olives, buckwheat, millet, tapioca, sorghum, rice
Location: Illinois

PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Gloria
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Food Intolerances : shrimp and I dont know yet

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile Very Happy Laughing Very Happy
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harma
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Food Intolerances : lactose, caseine, soy, gluten, yeast, probalby egg (enterolab testing) also problems digesting corn, mushrooms, pepers.
Location: amman

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Joined: 28 Jun 2011

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Food Intolerances : Gluten, dairy, some soy, legumes, almonds
Location: Colorado

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL
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Food Intolerances : Gluten, cows milk, bakers yeast & soy
Location: Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL Oh my gosh I needed that! Brilliant - absolutely brilliant!
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