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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:02 am    Post subject: shingles joke Reply with quote

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and then the nurse took his height, weight, a complete medical history and gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, & an electrocardiogram.
The doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

Botta Bing Botta Boom!
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