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How to Determine your "Silly" Name

 
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Polly
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Food Intolerances : gluten, dairy, soy, corn, yeast, chocolate, tomato, white potato, celery, sesame, carrot, yellow squash, lamb, pork, mango, strawberry, almond, cashew, vanilla, grapefruit, raspberry, avocado, mustard, paprika, cauliflower, cucumber, plum, and more!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:16 am    Post subject: How to Determine your "Silly" Name Reply with quote

Tex (Dinky Girdlefanny) found these instructions for us on the internet. We originally discovered these silly names on Sally's MC board and have had lots of fun with them! Very Happy

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Polly (Boobie Bubbletush) :boobs:



The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips and Saddam Hussein is Gidget Chickenfanny!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips and Saddam Hussein is Gidget Chickenfanny!


HAHAHAHAHA!!! Wetting my pants!!!!!

Love,

Sally
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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's hilarious, i need a good laugh today. Now I am "Stinky Gizzard Squirt" Thanx Laughing Jojo
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me!!!!!
Zippy Apple Nose!!
Now I do have to agree with Zippy~~~~~~

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

goober burgerchunks. Oh, what a name!
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Food Intolerances : Gluten, Dairy, Soy, Egg, Beef, Chicken, All fruit, All vegetables except some squash, Corn, Rice, Maple, Basil, Coconut, Cane Sugar, Carob, Vanilla, Mustard, Polysorbate 80, Capsaicin, MSG, Benzoic Acid,
Location: Texas

PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I am "tulefel bubble buns". Ha Ha. Smile Now someone tell me what is "tulefel"? Confused It is not in Webster's.

Pat
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Food Intolerances : Gluten, Soy
Location: Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chim-chim girdlebrains........... that's me!!

OR........ if I used my maiden name........

chim-chim bubblelips............. that's me today because I had a root canal earlier today and my bottom lip IS very bubblelike. Very Happy
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Food Intolerances : Gluten, casein, soy, and avenin, (avenin is the prolamin in oats, which is equivalent to the gluten in wheat), beef, grapes, peanuts, cashews, almonds, (but nut butters seem OK except for peanuts), citric acid, chocolate, and agar.
Location: Central Texas

PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pat,

Here's all I can find about the name "Tulefel":

http://www.kabalarians.com/Female/tulefel.htm


Shirley,

I hope that after the swollen lip returns to normal, the pain will be absent.

Tex
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